Newark - the Paris of New Jersey

You know how they say Newark is the Paris of New Jersey? Nah, I've never heard that either. I'm sitting at the gate. The plane departs in about 90 minutes. Since I'm not sitting in the front of the plane, my only hope at this point is to be next to an empty seat or a really thin Asian. Definitely in the minority at the gate. Unfortunately, I'm still the only person that's wearing burnt orange today. Don't these folks know we are playing the Red Raiders?

Hook'em,
C.Stone